Moe Cheezmo

Hometown: Qwnz

Likes: Scotch

Dislikes: Vodka

Distinguishing feature: Sarotial dominance, mic

Favorite food group: Volitile hydroxyls

Worst injury: Strained vocal chords

Might be found: With your girlfriend

Wakes up and: Pays for her cab ride home

Penilized most often for: Illegal use of hands

Voted least likely to: Shut the hell up

People might be surprised to know: I'm a sensitive emotional guy. You
ladies are still into emotions, right?

**Photography by Michelle Kaye and Brian Kraus