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Joan of Arkham

#1.62

Positions: Blocker, Pivot, sometimes Jammer

Height: 6 ft. on skates

Likes: Wine, skating hard and knocking bitches down, going out, driving like a maniac, studying witchcraft and Feminist art

Dislikes: Refs, bad "sports" and quitters, chauvinistic pricks, people who are all talk but never act, prissy and subservient bitches

Trademark/special attribute: Tall, leggy, fast, wicked, has prophetic visions

Most memorable derby moment: Knocking the opposing jammer on her ass and scoring

In real life:  Psychology grad student, skier, artist, mom

Can't live without: Fishnets, hairdye, wine and cheese, spending time outdoors, coffee, books, challenging authority

Hometown: Domremy, France

Voted most likely to: be burned at the stake

Distinguishing feature: Fiery red hair, long legs, fierce booty block

Favorite food group: Exotic

Spends too much time: Partying the night away with Sin & Tonic

Worst injury: Cracked tailbone

Might be found: At a hockey game screaming "fight, fight, fight!!!"

Wakes up and: Screams for coffee

Sucks when: I booty block your shit

Should've been born in the year: 1412

People might be surprised to know: I have nine year-old daughter and my first language is German.

Penilized most often for: Mouthing off to the refs, using obscene language

Idolizes: Pin-ups, heroines, badass chicks

Bio: She escaped from Arkham asylum and infiltrated the world of derby where she takes her twisted martyrdom to the next gory level. The voices are telling her to kick your ass and score. She brings old world charm and medieval torture to the skating track. Her twisted visions cause her to brutalize an entire team in one jam. Burned at the stake in 1432, reincarnated from the hellish fires as a skating villain. Her violent delusions will make your life on the track a bitch!

**Photography by Dino Petrocelli, Glenn Davenport, Albany Alive 

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