Joan of Arkham
#1.62
Positions: Blocker, Pivot, sometimes Jammer
Height: 6 ft. on skates
Likes: Wine, skating hard and knocking bitches down, going out, driving like a maniac, studying witchcraft and Feminist art
Dislikes: Refs, bad "sports" and quitters, chauvinistic pricks, people who are all talk but never act, prissy and subservient bitches
Trademark/special attribute: Tall, leggy, fast, wicked, has prophetic visions
Most memorable derby moment: Knocking the opposing jammer on her ass and scoring
In real life: Psychology grad student, skier, artist, mom
Can't live without: Fishnets, hairdye, wine and cheese, spending time outdoors, coffee, books, challenging authority
Hometown: Domremy, France
Voted most likely to: be burned at the stake
Distinguishing feature: Fiery red hair, long legs, fierce booty block
Favorite food group: Exotic
Spends too much time: Partying the night away with Sin & Tonic
Worst injury: Cracked tailbone
Might be found: At a hockey game screaming "fight, fight, fight!!!"
Wakes up and: Screams for coffee
Sucks when: I booty block your shit
Should've been born in the year: 1412
People might be surprised to know: I have nine year-old daughter and my first language is German.
Penilized most often for: Mouthing off to the refs, using obscene language
Idolizes: Pin-ups, heroines, badass chicks
Bio: She escaped from Arkham asylum and infiltrated the world of derby where she takes her twisted martyrdom to the next gory level. The voices are telling her to kick your ass and score. She brings old world charm and medieval torture to the skating track. Her twisted visions cause her to brutalize an entire team in one jam. Burned at the stake in 1432, reincarnated from the hellish fires as a skating villain. Her violent delusions will make your life on the track a bitch!
**Photography by Dino Petrocelli, Glenn Davenport, Albany Alive
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