Big Headed Honky

#59 ¼

Positions: Everything

Height: 66 inches

Hometown: Toad Suck, Arkansas

Tagline: If you trip & fall in the woods and nobody’s around to see it…Did I still push you?

Likes: Myself, talking shit on the track travel, straight jackets (they make me feel special because I get to hug myself), long walks on the beach, Guinness

Dislikes: When people write what I say and not what I mean.

Trademark/Special Attributes:  Fun, lazy, neurotic, paranoid, turned down the role of Rollergirl in Boogie Nights with Mark Wahlberg (Dirk Diggler), am right handed (as a result I tend to chew food on the right side of my mouth) and I'm a good swimmer. 

Favorite Yearly Event:  Asian Film Festival

Favorite Authors:  Jane Austen, Caroline Norton, Charlotte Bronte, John Steinbeck & Dr. Seuss

Most memorable roller derby moment:  Face planting into a group of fans face first, losing a skate, and taking out the other teams blocker all while calling off the jam in time for the other jammer to not score.   

Who I would like to meet:  Swedish chemist and engineer Alfred Nobel – he invented dynamite.  The first person to look at a cow & say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out”.

Favorite movies:  Troll 2, Howard the Duck, The Other Sister, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Judge Dread and Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!

Spends too much time:  Laughing when people fall (Wellen)

Might be found:  Singing out loud at the top of my voice 

Distinguishing physical characteristic:  Giant head 

General:  Feel free to interact with me. All my shots are current. Laugh often.  Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”  Robin Williams

**Photography by Michelle Staniels, Brian Kraus