Scarlet O'Hackya

#G13

Positions: Jammer, Blocker, Pivot

Height: Just right

Likes: Beer funneling, bootie blocking, trash talking, and being fast

Dislikes: Whining wimps, sore losers, getting thrown in the penalty box

Trademark/special attribute: Little man's syndrome, small, fast and furious

Most memoral derby moment: scoring >60 points against skyland roller girls while my parents were in attendance

In real life: Registered Dietitian, gardener, professional beer drinker, environmentalist, animal lover

Can't live without: Shredding fishnets, bootie blocking bitches, smashing faces

Hometown: Davenport, Iowa (middle of nowhere)

Voted most likely to: Break someone, talk trash to the other team

Distinguishing feature: Big ass feet, small stature, bubble butt

Favorite food group: Beer

Spends too much time: Talking smack

Worst injury: Derby (ass crack bruise), ND: (broken femur bone)

Favorite dance move: Noodling

Might be found: Playing beer pong at a fraternity house

Derby wife: Bside Blaze

Wakes up and: Bakes

Sucks when: I knock your ass down and score

Should've been born in the year: 1960

People might be surprised to know: I live with a white wolf

Penilized most often for: Telling it how it is

Idolizes: Jimmy Paige for his kick ass guitar licks!

Bio: Gone with the wind and all hacked up this soft spoken sweetheart turned trash talking speed queen with a booty block soo brutal it'll make your mom cry. This midwestern bettie found great pleasure in thrashing around others and scoring all night long just to find out she was not alone and home at last.

**Photography by Cheryl Moore, Glenn Davenport