Katastrophe

#21

Positions: Jammer, Blocker

Likes: To see you fall

Dislikes: Complainers

Most memorable roller derby moment: Taking out a coach from the other team while jamming (lets just say, male coach, on roller skates, in a white suit... end result, his phone breakin', clipboard flying, suit dirtyin' take down)

In real life: I teach some kick ass kids in Arbor Hill

Can't live without: My skates, my sneakers

Hometown: Utica, NY

Voted most likely to: Mow down a row of children while skating

Distinguishing feature: Chrone's disease = hellllooo stomach ache

Favorite food group: Carbs... m mm get in my belly

Spends too much time: Checking my rollerderby gmail

Worst injury: Just bruises (thank you man up top)

Favorite dance move: Whatever new dance my students try to teach me

Sucked when: KD Bang hit me when I wasnt looking and re-aligned my whole body

People might be surprised to know: I may be teaching your kid.

**Photography by Brian Kraus